Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
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Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Some idiot on the forum im on is trying to make me look like something im not. He doesnt realise that alot of people that know me are on that forum, including my ex and his friends and his bestfriend's wife's friends. But that doesnt matter right? Just as long as you can cause as much trouble as you possibly...
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Declared by someone on Sunday, June 5, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
YOU WORTHLESS, INBRED, DUMBASS, ANNOYING TRUCK DRIVING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE RUINED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A CLICHE TO SAY IT! I'M A GLAD YOU WENT TO JAIL AND SURE I MAY HAVE FORGIVEN YOU BU TYOU ARE STILL A WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! I HAVE LEARNING AND BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU! I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by PissedOff@Dad on Monday, May 7, 2012
Thanks, you big fat animal. Thanks for hunting and killing a rabbit. Thank you for proceeding to bring it up onto the deck, later to destroy, and spread the joy around for Derek and I to pick it up.
I hate you, my dog.
I now have a homemade rabbit foot.
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Declared by Kristin on Sunday, September 16, 2007
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
My grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
I hate the fact my horrible mother seldom sleeps. It's now about 5 minutes before 6:00 a.m. on Thursday, and my hideous mom has been awake since 10:00 a.m. on Tuesday. During this whole time, she's been pacing, reading a book, dragging a chair against the tile floor, and constantly flushing the toilet and...
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Declared by anon on Thursday, June 4, 2015
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!
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Declared by Ibrahim abu Noa on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I. HATE. YOU. When I married you, you were what I thought I deserved at the time. You are a rude, selfish, control freak and you hate EVERYONE. Only artists can get away with such behavior. You, my cellmate, are no such thing. I work, take care of our home, our child, and I take classes so I can get a better...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Do you realise I don't like you?
Do you not realise I don't want to listen to your over-the-top loud voice?
Do you not understand that when I sit here, and pretend I'm listening to music soo loud that I can't hear you, it means "GO AWAY!".
The fact you want cheats, and you want cheats for a certain...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Trying to force me to love you after you turned my life into a living hell isn't going to work. Neither is telling me that I'm not really angry at you and that you know how I feel more than I do. Also, lying to me the first time you see me in months after I've told you you need to work if you want me to...
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Declared by Oh sorry I forgot I'm just a dumb bitch on Sunday, July 29, 2012
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010