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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
You're a piece of shit and you eat all the ham. PS, stop watching me sleep. It's creepy.
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Declared by Drew on Monday, January 14, 2008
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
being a fucking bitch about the fucking phone. if you dont use all your time get a fucking cheaper bill dont complain to me about it
fuck fuck fuck die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
i cant belive after all i have done for you and how we both lost our mother becouse of you wanting a better life you would turn on the only person who stood up for you. Well little sister i think your selfish and spoiled i hope the new family and boyfriend who by the way is a loser !!Make you happy. Also i...
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Declared by pissed off in the middle of noweresville on Friday, February 26, 2010
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017