Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
There's something wrong with the gays who scream that they hate the opposite sex- especially their own opposite sex parent - disturbing.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
Jihad on you! Thanks for being really caring and listening on "RUOK Day". I love the way you don't seem to care about what anyone says by staring in the opposite direction. FUCK YOU, because I'm sick of your overly right-wing nationalistic views on ""x" country being the best in the world and if you don't...
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Declared by A very angry anonymous. on Thursday, September 11, 2014
The poor infidel Children of Divorce who get to have 2 Christmas's, two birthdays, two family holidays and behave badly because they are poor widdle Children of Divorce....grow up!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
You filthy mutt, have you not yet learnt that people think you're a disgusting person? I mean, you turned your ex-boyfriend of women altogether, then again, I wouldn't call you a woman, I'd call you a child, you foul git.
LEAVE HOME, you are in your 20's and you're yet to move out, I mean seriously, piss...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Fucking sick to death of you!! You constantly copy me, yet bitch about me look down ur big fucking nose at me bitch about my parenting (when you cant even handle your baby and I've done it basically alone. Gahhhh You look like a gremlin your a dirty useless bitch and my bro could do better!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 21, 2014
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
You're a piece of shit and you eat all the ham. PS, stop watching me sleep. It's creepy.
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Declared by Drew on Monday, January 14, 2008
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
I'm so tired of your psychotic, misogynistic, sociopathic, destructive behavior. I'm also tired of your lies. When will you learn I always know when you're lying? If there were prescriptions for anti-psychotics in bulk, I'd gladly pay for one!!!
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Declared by hacked off homemaker on Wednesday, August 27, 2014
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015