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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Liked this dood that i like new since were both like kids . A littl ewhile ago had a dance found it in my self to ask him he said yea . I told him about me liking him and he just looked at me like i have four eyes . Like what the fuck, he didn't know don't know what it took for me as a girl to say that. Then...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2014
This creepy-looking, flabby German guy was smirking and ridiculing me on the bus on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks, CA (within Los Angeles). I have no idea why. I was just quietly sitting there, and he mad mocking faces at me. At least I'm not flabby and out of shape. And he was setting a bad example for...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Wednesday, July 11, 2018
I am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
If they aren't developing a site allowing humans to express their hatred they are dancing like drunk-ass strippers to Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits. All the while not playing with me.
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Declared by Heck, Yeah! on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
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Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
eliza is a beautiful woman
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 12, 2012
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
You're a fucking psychotic bitch! Inventing stories to save yourself. I hope the earth opens up and swallows you whole. You're a fucking waste of air and space. DIE BITCH, DIE!!!
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Declared by Dr. B on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I am so fucking confused about everything....i hate my parents, i hate myself, i am losing everything....all the fuck over again......i wish i could kill my brain for like 10 minutes so i can get some sleep and then revive it again......HATRED!!!! i hate hate.
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012