Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have ruined my life long enough, you evil son of a bitch. In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly annihilated, Inshallah.
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Declared by Weishaupt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey, if you're on my computer, which i dont know. Give me more goss about the people new in my life. Im guessing i will have alot more new people in my life later this year. Pleaselet me know what they talk about.
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Declared by dzfgdfg on Friday, July 15, 2011
This fucking slut whore came into a group of people and was passed around like a cheap dildo at a batchlorette party. one should not be such a druged out slut.she upset and poisoned the very people who cared about her.this whore went back to Alaska where she will probably overdose in front of her...
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Declared by villas on Monday, August 20, 2012
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Today, this idiot woman (blonde hair) standing to the left of the front door at Whole Foods at 4520 N. Sepulveda Blvd. in Sherman Oaks was a rude bully, smirking at me at ridiculing me. I have no idea why people who shop at Whole Foods feel the need to be so mean-spirited and rude. I hope this nitwit...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I HATE YOU
YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
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Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Fry you smell bad and you get better powaz than I do in WoW... I declare my jihad on you biatch!
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Declared by Gitsnik on Friday, October 12, 2007
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
I am sick of seeing women who look like Jabba The Hut
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
So what if you don't do drugs? This world still sucks a big time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 18, 2014
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007