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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
Fry you smell bad and you get better powaz than I do in WoW... I declare my jihad on you biatch!
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Declared by Gitsnik on Friday, October 12, 2007
Yeah. Talk to me and find goss out like you did on that other site. LOL! I cant open up to people. I havent been letting people too close to me these days. Arms length. Pretty cool you found me here! Ooo....theres a uni library near where I live. I go there to study. One of the cafes at that uni make the...
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Declared by sdsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Ahahahaha I just wanted to put a jihad on you. Love!
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Declared by Edd 'straight' Mills on Monday, October 8, 2007
eliza is a beautiful woman
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 12, 2012
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
The hair, The bike, the 1% body fat. I've met women that have shaved less of their body! And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
I declare holy war on you sir!
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Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
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Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
I tried to trust an attorney again and this woman promised me that she could win my back injury case and then she missed the hearing. And my ex-wife saw her at the bar making out with 3 guys. :( What a loser thanks Kelly J. Hilmes, Esquire
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Declared by Scott Petersen on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Oh and between me and you. I dont like J.T that way. Just a massive rumour. It probably doesnt help that im still on that forum. Kind of bored these days and im still convinced that other people on that forum know me. But yeah, l dont like that person in a male-female way. LOL!
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Declared by ertset on Friday, July 15, 2011
A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Sorry mate. Im not going on that site again. If you need to talk, write it here or give me a link at where i can find you. But I dont think im going on that again.
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Declared by anon on Monday, July 18, 2011
Jihad on the cheapest bastard in Sunnyvale, Erik Taylor. He's a LIAR who doesn't pay his debts.
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Declared by Erik owes me money on Monday, September 21, 2009