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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop destruction
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Declared by Harry, on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Weather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
It's so small and puny!
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Declared by Skully on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Let's face it - Monday's suck balls.
Monday - May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pants...
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Declared by AJAG on Sunday, October 7, 2007