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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 21, 2008
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
You know who you are, you stupid little bitch. I was your friend. I was there for you whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on. And then when I needed someone you ignored me. Later you told me that you thought I was upset because I was jealous of you. You are fucking delusional, honey. No one is jealous of...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Ryan Higa, AKA "NigaHiga," has been the most subscribed Youtuber for far too long!!! Most of his subscribers don't even watch his videos!!!
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Declared by The Book of HA on Thursday, June 3, 2010
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
It's so small and puny!
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Declared by Skully on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
He pooped on my doorstep this morning
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Declared by Erez on Monday, October 8, 2007
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
Leave me alone!! I am not after your man nor have I ever been! He's a friend. Stop freaking digging your claws into me.
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Declared by bitches on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008