Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWeather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You know who you are, you stupid little bitch. I was your friend. I was there for you whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on. And then when I needed someone you ignored me. Later you told me that you thought I was upset because I was jealous of you. You are fucking delusional, honey. No one is jealous of...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
You thought i forgot about last time? You fat slob. You are fat and disgusting and you eat everybody's food without even asking. I hope your body belt breaks and you stomach falls down to your knees. This guy steals food from poor kids and clothes that dont even fit him from the salvation army.
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Declared by Mike da Don on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Jacqueline Ziegler Walker and www.afloridadivorce.com
Clean up your own backyard before you screw up people's divorces. Are you practicing law without a license again?
Jackie's record:
http://www.seminoleclerk.org/CriminalDocket/case_detail.jsp?CaseNo=592003MM011997A
Domestic Violence...
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Declared by Jimmy Robertson on Saturday, May 14, 2011
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
From all of us in web design you suck!
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Declared by OZ on Monday, December 17, 2007
I declare a jihad on you, your dirty infidel. Die yankee scum!
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Declared by ryan on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
Fucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010