Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGet. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly wasted this evening, Inshallah.
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Declared by Dr. Evil on Monday, October 15, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
answering back or we will blow up ur porn
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Declared by chris on Monday, October 8, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Is that all you have. Pathetic. I am sitting back laughing so hard at you right now, trying to scramble around and find something to get on me. Pathetic.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 8, 2011
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
For being gay!
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Declared by David on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017