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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi hit a goddamn curb today because stupid ass school can't even clear out its parking lot!! Might have to get it fixed and maybe not able to see the long-distance girlfriend!! FUCK
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Declared by Ted on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Jihad on you, fucking girls at school. You know, just because i'm female too doesn't mean you get to laugh behind my back, hide my bag, ignore me, laugh when i trip up. Jihad on you for making me so bad about myself. Jihad on you for telling me what I should and shouldn't do. I'm sick of your FUCKING...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
I had this previous best friend in this school and all she said does pure and utter bullshit.
I will elaborate one bullshit she is doing.
It was when she makes herself look bad at her internet friends. I mean come on, she said that most of her internet friends are either all depressed or have problems in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 23, 2017
You FUCKING bitch. Your dumbass goddamn system dropped me out of my class and now you won't let me in because you say it's MY fault? What the hell is wrong with this school's administration that they PUNISH the victims of this crap?! Or is it just you, do you ENJOY ruining people's academic lives? I HATE...
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Declared by ANGRY on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
This guy has no fuckin' character, he's a fuckin' four year old child who shoplifts whenever you take him to the fuckin market! Pissant piece of shit....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 5, 2009
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017
when i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
dear sloan,
freaking pass the goshdang ball. stop being a bish. im wide open so pass it. this is lacrosse not track. pass the ball. JIHAD ON YOU!!!!!
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Declared by TEAMPLAYER on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Ich hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
MALDITO CIPRINAO CRUZ..... COMO TE ODIO PORQUE NO TRANSMITES NADA A LA GENTE QUE ENSEÑAS!!!!!!
ERES DESPRECIABLES.. PARECES QUE USAS PAÑALA E INCLUSO ERES CHAVISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMO TE ODIO!!!!!!
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Declared by GUNTER on Friday, November 2, 2007