Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
21st century muslims!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
You Self Righteous Fuck.
I'm Getting MotherFucking Sick of you.
Quit flirting with my Gf and my friend's Gf
All you do is bitch you sorry sack of shit!
You suck the principal's dick to get on the show!
I hate you.
Sometimes I want to tear your dick shaped head off.
Fuck off and die
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Declared by Threshold on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Go back to Canada, scrub
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Declared by Sonny on Thursday, December 19, 2013
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
Education is the begining of the long spiral downward.
my brother, keep your mind closed, and your bible open.
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Declared by Erich on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
So there is this boy in choir with me who is really mean and rude who thinks he is really funny but in reality he is not. He like made this whole list of lol's and I told him to add one and he was like that's not funny in front of everyone. !. I was kinding & 2. who the fuck makes a list like that loser!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 13, 2009
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009