Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRicky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
BURN IN HELL FOR BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT ME TODAY. IT IS NONE OF YOU FU*KING BUSINESS OF WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I DONT SO SUCK MY PIXIE DICK U CHUBBY COON
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 13, 2013
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I hope you read this...peedo.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I DON'T KNOW
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
FUCK you, you stupid, sorry excuse for a ghetto ass deadbeat. Yeah, we look alike, people say we're twins, but I don't know you. Yet you feel like it's okay to try and mock ME? Oh HELL no, asshole. I'm am the better version of you. I look better, I smell better, I have more friends, I get more girls, my...
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Declared by Your Better Half on Wednesday, April 7, 2010
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007
fuck man, i hate teachers. they all closed mined and stupid. the old female teachers are the worst. you know, those ones who look like a bulldog and are fat and ugly with short hair or a wig. KILL 'EM ALL!
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Declared by brendon on Sunday, October 21, 2007