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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
how much more can i take?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I worked hella hard on the stupid ethics report and you give me a 'not achieved/achieved' it was a heck of a lot better than anything yo' ass could write. and the red pen of almighty satan rained down like it aint no big thang, but it is. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS. maddddd
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Declared by Angry Student on Wednesday, March 12, 2014
He's such a fucking idiot! He has some kind of minor mental disability, and yet decides to call everyone a retard. He's full himself, ignorant, horrid, disgusting... The list goes on and on. DIE, BEN CRIDLAND, YOU BASTARD!
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Declared by Killer of Ben Cridland on Friday, December 5, 2008
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Don't ask me "What's up killa" Everytime I see you.
Don't say "Whack, straightup, dawg, word, what's crackin, Girrrlllll"
It's creepy and i'm suprised you're not arrested.
No one likes you, always walking around taking pictures of the spanish girls. You interrupt our class and come in to flirt with...
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Declared by Everyone at school. on Monday, November 19, 2007
I invite you out for lunch and you think I'm into you when I made it clear that I only did so to get to know you and become friends. And then you think I'm sending you signals and you fuck everything up by not talking to me when I turned you down. Now you said you'd give me a second chance when I asked and...
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Declared by Ash. on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
You play in the PAC 10. You have no conference championship game. You have been overrated since 2002. Now shut the hell up. FUSC.
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Declared by LSU on Monday, October 15, 2007
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This Jihad for me and my classmates...
We will pass IS lessons
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007