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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
I hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
hate ittttttttt
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Declared by Moemoea on Friday, October 15, 2010
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
Who The FUCK do yout hink you are! You swedish bit of shit that never should have exited! We dont get your math.. and your answe is "sorry for you"!? NO! SORRY for you, you miserable excuse for a man! And sorry for us that you ever wher born! You make the tiger eating my leg right now, look good in...
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Declared by The student on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
We hate you forever
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Declared by Don't Worry About It on Monday, June 25, 2012
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
Hope you read this, i sent an archeoligist an abusive email using your name.....wanker.
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Declared by Nope on Tuesday, December 18, 2007