Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Anyone who is having so much school work they don't have enough time to spend with their family(a.k.a. get drunk), help me with the Jihad.
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Declared by Mgccl on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
He's such a fucking idiot! He has some kind of minor mental disability, and yet decides to call everyone a retard. He's full himself, ignorant, horrid, disgusting... The list goes on and on. DIE, BEN CRIDLAND, YOU BASTARD!
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Declared by Killer of Ben Cridland on Friday, December 5, 2008
hate ittttttttt
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Declared by Moemoea on Friday, October 15, 2010
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL.
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Declared by FUCK ARAB PEDOS on Friday, May 20, 2011
how much more can i take?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
They screwed up my life. I mean it really says something about you when the valedictorian hates your guts.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 2, 2013