Are you serious?
Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowhen i first met you, i thought you were cool and different. well turns out your different, but your not cool. i dont know if you realize this or not, but you are the biggest bitch to me. making fun of my nose, my accent, my clothes, friends, under the influenceness... what the fuck is wrong with you? i...
Continue reading»
Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
dear sloan,
freaking pass the goshdang ball. stop being a bish. im wide open so pass it. this is lacrosse not track. pass the ball. JIHAD ON YOU!!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by TEAMPLAYER on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
Continue reading»
Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017
We hate you forever
Continue reading»
Declared by Don't Worry About It on Monday, June 25, 2012
To the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
Continue reading»
Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
Continue reading»
Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
Continue reading»
Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I worked hella hard on the stupid ethics report and you give me a 'not achieved/achieved' it was a heck of a lot better than anything yo' ass could write. and the red pen of almighty satan rained down like it aint no big thang, but it is. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS. maddddd
Continue reading»
Declared by Angry Student on Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Why are you such a two-faced bitch? Quit harassing your teachers until they have mental breakdowns. Nobody likes you and I hope you get raped in the ass repeatedly while being forced to fill out all of your own pointless forms.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
Continue reading»
Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You Self Righteous Fuck.
I'm Getting MotherFucking Sick of you.
Quit flirting with my Gf and my friend's Gf
All you do is bitch you sorry sack of shit!
You suck the principal's dick to get on the show!
I hate you.
Sometimes I want to tear your dick shaped head off.
Fuck off and die
Continue reading»
Declared by Threshold on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
Continue reading»
Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
Continue reading»
Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
Continue reading»
Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
You didn't freaking tell us we could retake one test per year, you infidel!
Continue reading»
Declared by A & E on Thursday, May 28, 2009
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017