Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
dear sloan,
freaking pass the goshdang ball. stop being a bish. im wide open so pass it. this is lacrosse not track. pass the ball. JIHAD ON YOU!!!!!
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Declared by TEAMPLAYER on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Wtf is up with this bitch with a fiance always throwing a jealous fit whenever I'm with a girl she deems prettier? I put a jihad on you! I sent her an email telling her to leave me alone n she immediately goes around telling people I was stalking her... fucking nut case wtf did I do to you? Double jihad on...
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Declared by Jason on Thursday, August 25, 2011
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
FUCK YOU CUNT
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Declared by Gage on Monday, January 11, 2010
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
BURN IN HELL FOR BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT ME TODAY. IT IS NONE OF YOU FU*KING BUSINESS OF WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I DONT SO SUCK MY PIXIE DICK U CHUBBY COON
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 13, 2013
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
To the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Yiiihaaaw-D
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Declared by Ramos on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013