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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
Im in a couple of classes with you and you fucking stink and act up for the teachers because. You're fucking stupid as hell you sloppy fat stinky fuckboy.probably gay deep inside
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Declared by d. man on Monday, May 4, 2015
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
So there is this boy in choir with me who is really mean and rude who thinks he is really funny but in reality he is not. He like made this whole list of lol's and I told him to add one and he was like that's not funny in front of everyone. !. I was kinding & 2. who the fuck makes a list like that loser!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 13, 2009
FUCK YOU CUNT
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Declared by Gage on Monday, January 11, 2010
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
To the stupid bitch who thinks her subject matter is the most important fucking thing in the world, who is failing me for not "understanding" how to communicate to businesses. FUCK YOU!!!! I know how to communicate, im one of the youngest students she's ever had who has successfully landed a job at corporate...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
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Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009