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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBecause my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Education is the begining of the long spiral downward.
my brother, keep your mind closed, and your bible open.
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Declared by Erich on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
You are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Go back to Canada, scrub
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Declared by Sonny on Thursday, December 19, 2013
21st century muslims!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
hate ittttttttt
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Declared by Moemoea on Friday, October 15, 2010
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010