Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
Jihad on you Asshole roommate! It's 1:00 and for the ninth day in a row, I can't sleep because you're up till 3:00 shouting at your fucking video game! Why did I get stuck with a fucking asian gamer?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
you think you're so cool
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
DIE INFIDEL SCHOOL. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH NUKES!!!!
GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOUR STUPIDITY.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 15, 2008
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
Yiiihaaaw-D
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Declared by Ramos on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013