Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
I declare aholy jihad against the self indulgent ,decadent, snotty nosed english departmentof the university of dundee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
FUCK YOU CUNT
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Declared by Gage on Monday, January 11, 2010
DIE INFIDEL SCHOOL. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH NUKES!!!!
GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOUR STUPIDITY.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 15, 2008
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
Who The FUCK do yout hink you are! You swedish bit of shit that never should have exited! We dont get your math.. and your answe is "sorry for you"!? NO! SORRY for you, you miserable excuse for a man! And sorry for us that you ever wher born! You make the tiger eating my leg right now, look good in...
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Declared by The student on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
Jihad on you Asshole roommate! It's 1:00 and for the ninth day in a row, I can't sleep because you're up till 3:00 shouting at your fucking video game! Why did I get stuck with a fucking asian gamer?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. WEARING A HIJAB DOESNT MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS IF YOU FUCKING TALK TO EVERY OTHER GUY THERE IS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMACK ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOURE FUCKING UGLY AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!
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Declared by I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU UGLY BITCH! on Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010