Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe Zune is terrible.
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Declared by Alah Akmadad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK U PIECE OF SHIT U DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING STOP WORKING IN THE MIDDL OF MY FUCKING ESSAY I WANT TO SMASH MY FUCKING COMPUTER IN HALF U USELESS PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE ILL NEVER USE U AGAIN BURN IN HELL U FUCKING SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 7, 2014
He is a nightmare.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you and your stalling downloads.
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Declared by EagleYS on Wednesday, January 26, 2011
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck you with your css hacks, fuck your DOM support, fuck your ActiveX, fuck your CSS3 support, fuck your events, fuck your compatibility. MSIE makes me sick. It really does.
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Declared by Angry web developers on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
Airtel broadband, you fucking scumbag. You bastards launch a 8 Mbps plan and have a freaking download limit of 8 GB!!!!Don't you frigtards realize that it is just around 2 hours of download time.
Can you marketing guys get off Sunil Mittal's dick and actually listen to what your customers are demanding...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
where are my musicians out there practicing enough to obtain the big guns (logic; protools)
RANDOM UNSAVED QUIT/SHUT DOWN. NEED I SAY MORE???
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Declared by aggravated musician trying to edit on Monday, August 11, 2014
For pretending to compete with everyone in the world producing software or hardware without being able to invent anything new.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007