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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAnyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!
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Declared by nate gains on Thursday, November 24, 2011
alert(document.cookie);
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 2, 2007
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
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Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
After arguing with you ASSHOLES for too many emails and phone calls, fuck you....Ultimate does not let you pick drivers for cool aftermarket video cards and such. Windows 8 sucks too. Quit selling America Beta versions of your shitty operating systems until they run correctly. Lying, scamming, creeps.
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
VTEC just kicked in, JA!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
Outlook, damn you and all of your piss poor ass programmers and company. Bastard app of crap, why did you tell me the meeting was tomorrow when it was actually today? You are hated.
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Declared by Ben on Wednesday, May 19, 2010
I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.
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Declared by Step Father on Saturday, April 23, 2011
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
The only jihad that makes sense here is the jihad on this website. Jihadonyou will find out all about jihad soon enough.
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Declared by Mohamed Talabani on Monday, October 8, 2007
You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 30, 2010
If I wanted to hear Pink I would play it myslef. Not that I own a Pink album.
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Declared by Eddie Izzard on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010