Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Old people/mexicans/ornery hicks with no attention span and stubborn attitudes + technology + minimum wage + me == FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS I AM BIDING MY GODDAMN TIME UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY PISSY TEMPORARY JOB
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Declared by Gh0st on Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
On JIRA tasks
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Declared by JT on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
HTML and CSS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
He owns a whip but doesn't know how to use it properly....idiot? most probably
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Declared by ChuChu on Monday, October 22, 2007
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
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Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
the slowest and the most expensive internet service provider on earth.Why are you call yourself 'we are the best in turkey' sure you are, coz you are the unique ,there is no other independent provider.You are the shittest firm on earth.Firstly you said "just pay 10$ per month but my bill is showing...
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Declared by erhan on Friday, October 12, 2007
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 14, 2011
Because they wine! :))
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Declared by sconcs on Monday, October 8, 2007