Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGoddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Outlook, damn you and all of your piss poor ass programmers and company. Bastard app of crap, why did you tell me the meeting was tomorrow when it was actually today? You are hated.
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Declared by Ben on Wednesday, May 19, 2010
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
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Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!
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Declared by nate gains on Thursday, November 24, 2011
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 30, 2010
On JIRA tasks
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Declared by JT on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 14, 2011
Why can't it just work correctly?!?!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
HTML and CSS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
alert(document.cookie);
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 2, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
He owns a whip but doesn't know how to use it properly....idiot? most probably
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Declared by ChuChu on Monday, October 22, 2007
Fucking rot in hell you bottom feeding dwellers who develop these! Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to hit the fucking 'CLOSE' button on a form before it actually does close? And I don't know, maybe instead of using a platform that trashes your system, MAKE AN OFFLINE VERSION THAT DOESN'T!!!!
Jihad...
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications! on Wednesday, November 25, 2009