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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007
Let it be known all zionist printers will know the wrath of allah
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Declared by derka on Monday, October 29, 2007
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
Die you!!! for not letting me join the SKILL test!! Well.. die!!!
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
Why is it so hard to design a simple SOAP stack instead of some over engineered POS?
Look at other SOAP stacks, Python, Ruby, whatever. These are perfectly functional and even work with crappy WSDLs that you need to use the older Apache SOAP and Apache Axis to get working.
The language is supposed to make...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you!!! Allah akbar motherfucker!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL...
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Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
Apple Computers
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fuckers deserve to die of piles. You peddle your shite games to unsuspecting punters who pay good money expecting a product that works only to find that it's just utter, utter dog shit.
You hide behind forums and helpdesk systems knowing that there's no way a normal person can understand what the fuck...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
Why can't the iPhone be launched simultaneously worldwide? Would save Apple and others a whole lotta trouble. Darfed stupid, if you ask me.
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Declared by AK on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of...
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Declared by Firefox lover on Tuesday, July 22, 2008