Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.
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Declared by fuck internet exploiter on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Because your products SUCK! Really... they do..a lot!
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Declared by mac bitch! on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
Jihadonyou
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Declared by Casper Olsson on Thursday, June 6, 2013
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I...
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Declared by Javid Momeni on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on these fucking idiots. Please utilize the nanotechnology to clean this shit up. I am getting sick to my stomach just thinking why the Corps of Engineers didn't get thrown right into hazardous service just like the 17-18 year old troops. There are many scientists around the world that can...
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Declared by The Dizzle on Friday, June 11, 2010
Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.
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Declared by Roman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
YOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
F*CK YAHOO!!
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Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down!
Signed,
The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL...
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Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Alah akbar!
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Declared by Erlando on Monday, October 8, 2007
Mr. "Shut up and Reboot" - I spit at your 2 monitors!! I fart in your general di-rectione!
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Declared by Entropy_Happens on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it!
Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.
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Declared by Never buying HP shit again, or Compaq. on Monday, February 15, 2010
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007