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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTeh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce.
Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and...
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Declared by Skully on Friday, February 29, 2008
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why can't the iPhone be launched simultaneously worldwide? Would save Apple and others a whole lotta trouble. Darfed stupid, if you ask me.
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Declared by AK on Monday, October 8, 2007
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
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Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
The only jihad that makes sense here is the jihad on this website. Jihadonyou will find out all about jihad soon enough.
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Declared by Mohamed Talabani on Monday, October 8, 2007
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
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Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it!
Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.
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Declared by Never buying HP shit again, or Compaq. on Monday, February 15, 2010
Damn you, slightly obscured and wobbly mixed-cap text! I thought you wanted XogH8, but no... you wanted x0gHB!!! Horse farts!!!
All I wanted to do was buy my front-row Nickelback tickets, but after two hours, you've relegated me to nosebleed status. I'm a rocker, not friggin' Robert Langdon!!!
Was...
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Declared by Todd E on Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare holy war upon www.truescoop.com. If you can find your name on this site, then it says that you must be a sex offender. Complete bullshit. May lightning strike this company.
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Declared by yehudi on Friday, October 12, 2007
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.
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Declared by ram a cock up craigslist's small ass on Monday, July 13, 2009
Outlook, damn you and all of your piss poor ass programmers and company. Bastard app of crap, why did you tell me the meeting was tomorrow when it was actually today? You are hated.
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Declared by Ben on Wednesday, May 19, 2010