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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy broadband has been down for over a month now, you fuckers. Yes, i've disconnected all the cables and rebooted the modem. Yes, i've checked the microfilter. Yes, i've waited for you to do a line test four times now. Yes, I think you're all totally fucking incompetent.
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Declared by Bandrew Mcloud on Friday, October 12, 2007
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Alah akbar!
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Declared by Erlando on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
Fuck your shitty installation.
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Declared by WTF on Sunday, December 30, 2007
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Mr. "Shut up and Reboot" - I spit at your 2 monitors!! I fart in your general di-rectione!
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Declared by Entropy_Happens on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time!
Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write...
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Declared by Rich on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma...
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Declared by Dead Frontier Player on Monday, June 14, 2010
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007