Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIn the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
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Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
Because they wine! :))
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Declared by sconcs on Monday, October 8, 2007
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Evans, you are the biggest fucking loser on the planet! How is that Zune treating you? You are probably one of the stupidest and creepiest people I have ever met. Why don't you stare at her a little more because the first 3 hours weren't weird. I hope you, your Zune, and Vista go to hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 21, 2008
are deleted.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
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Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Let's get over it already. It's not funny anymore. If I have to see one more cat staring at a computer screen and saying something stupid and easy about WoW, I might have to remove myself from the internet altogether. You can NOT has cheezburger!
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Declared by Evan on Saturday, September 15, 2007
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
These motherfuckers are really pissing me off. They charge people more than they should pay for on their bill, blame every mistake on the computer, and guess what? My piece of donkey shit modem keeps dropping out.
Feel free to go wank yourselves, Optus.
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Declared by Optus SUCKS ASS on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I LOST 4 HOURS OF PROGRESS ON YOUR STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKING GAME CAUSE U DIDNT HAVE A GOOD AUTO SAVE FEATURE IMPLEMENTED U FUCKING CUNT ASS MOFOS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
You haven't written a blog post in quite a while. What's up with that?
Figure out something funny to say and get on it!
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Declared by elroy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on motorola for making such crappy phones like the RAZR which has absolutely no support for JSR 135.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fucking rot in hell you bottom feeding dwellers who develop these! Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to hit the fucking 'CLOSE' button on a form before it actually does close? And I don't know, maybe instead of using a platform that trashes your system, MAKE AN OFFLINE VERSION THAT DOESN'T!!!!
Jihad...
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications! on Wednesday, November 25, 2009