Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThose pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
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Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Okay, here's the thing: if you are going to flip out and have a conniption about my boyfriend asking his brother (your "hubby") to come and talk to him about to be in his wedding without you, then don't get your brain fucking twisted about us not being too happy about you and your "hubby" inviting him to a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
For beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Wtf is up with this bitch with a fiance always throwing a jealous fit whenever I'm with a girl she deems prettier? I put a jihad on you! I sent her an email telling her to leave me alone n she immediately goes around telling people I was stalking her... fucking nut case wtf did I do to you? Double jihad on...
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Declared by Jason on Thursday, August 25, 2011
I hate fucking dead beat loser dads....all you mother fucker should carry a sign saying you are worthless dad, so all the good women in the world will know to stay the fuck away from you. Some boys need to grow up and be a man......saying you are a man doesn't make you so.....middle finger in the air for all...
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Declared by a venting single mother on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
YOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
F*CK YAHOO!!
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Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
Rörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007