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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
it was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
noo Just kidding!
I love that shit, More of that pleeaase
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Declared by smiler of death on Friday, April 24, 2009
So (stereo)typical. Of course you didn't have the guts to make a decent break-up *before* getting all close and intimate with that art historian. Well, fuck each other's brains out, for all I care. You're not getting your BSG dvds back.
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Declared by cjfdjghvbm on Sunday, May 9, 2010
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
Well, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
Only infidels approve their own requests for change.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
You are just another "Catherine Earnshaw" and I am not going to be another "Heathcliff!" I hope your "Edgar Linton" has indulged you and gave you all the the security you ask for...except for happiness.
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Declared by JB on Sunday, August 2, 2015
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
Feel free to report his posts as spam. There's no reason why he'll take as much space as possible. Follow the link sent to you and delete the message from il.tellows.org.
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Declared by Bezoomny on Friday, April 27, 2018
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
I think that idiot on that forum is right!! Im scared of relationships. And I dont mean male-female type relationships but even friendships. Thats why I have been keeping people at arms length to me. By the time I got to my second degree, I really had ENOUGH of people. My experience with K was probably...
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Declared by sdfsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jihadonyou
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Declared by Casper Olsson on Thursday, June 6, 2013
You fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014