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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
WHY did he not make himself sound a BIT more valuable?! PFFT!
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Declared by 50 cent hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
It's hilarious, but you must be stopped. No-one likes the color orange anyway.
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Declared by Craig Childs on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009
I'm tired of people using me. Especially boyfriends. They want gifts expensive ones...yet they are too broke to give me anything. They can't even buy me a fucking cup of coffee! And they make me feel guilty for not sharing and giving them what they want. Fuck that! I trust no one and I only will make ME...
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Declared by H. Mad As Hell on Friday, January 13, 2012
Fuck you Thomas Edison, for being a liar and greedy prick. You stole other peoples designs (Nikola Tesla case in point) and never kept your word. You are for sure the Wizzer of Menlo Park. I piss on your grave - dickhead
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 16, 2018
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
You are such a dick sometimes! Shut the fuck up with your dumb-ass Jewish jokes already, and learn how to pronounce Ricci ("ree-chee" not "ree-kee," you moron). I know you didn't even fucking ask Doug if Nate and Ronnie could come with--you're selfish and want to always be the center of attention--can't have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009