Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
He's such a fucking idiot! He has some kind of minor mental disability, and yet decides to call everyone a retard. He's full himself, ignorant, horrid, disgusting... The list goes on and on. DIE, BEN CRIDLAND, YOU BASTARD!
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Declared by Killer of Ben Cridland on Friday, December 5, 2008
I fucking deserve it,
i bring nothing of value to no sociaty, I despise religion and bitchslaps faith. i dislike net users and hate people.
I post annyoing crap and dont take things you care abot seriosly.
Yet the Universe loves me and I AM AWSOME
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Declared by Rulerofgreat on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
BYE! I really have to get my act together. Im going to block all these sites from my computer. I have things to do and things to achieve. Anyways, thanks for making it an eventful six months! :-)
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Declared by bye on Monday, July 18, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You are crazy bitch!!!!
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Declared by The truth on Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
life sucks.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Die Die Die Die !
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Declared by Hedecan on Monday, October 8, 2007
U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!
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Declared by ShutUp on Friday, June 12, 2009
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010
For destroying Coast to Coast and turning it into a Shill-a-thon for insane fraudsters. For spewing out your NWO terror-crap and allowing flakes like Sean David Morton, Alex Jones & Richard Hoagland to give the impression they are mainstream, intelligent and correct.
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Declared by Ghost of Coast on Thursday, April 8, 2010
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010