Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you, you selfish cunt. Your words are nothing but venom, poisoning my life and my heart. I breath funny, and you bitch. I cook you dinner, and you bitch that it wasn't served fast enough. You whine and complain, yet you don't realize that you're driving me away with your self-centered cunt-ness....
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Declared by Fed up. on Sunday, January 3, 2010
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
Bloody hell facebook.. You have millions of users and STILL.. you decide that it is ok to let your users with horrible service for your updates or whatever it is that you're doing :@ You also haven't improved your chat which sucks as hell ! Jerks, you also took off the "become a fan" button which everyone...
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Declared by Pissed Facebook user on Thursday, April 29, 2010
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
It is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
been in love with my friend for the longest time! we even kissed once (after a few drinks)...it never progressed into anything more though...he is now asking me to fix him up with a friend of mine who he met. he told me she is the kinda gal he would even propose to!
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Declared by zaza on Thursday, December 27, 2012
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
Everyone seems to get it except me. Maybe it's not my fault that I don't feel what they feel and can't bring myself to believe what they believe, but that doesn't make me any less guilty about it.
I'm thinking about not going anymore. It just doesn't make sense for me to be there.
I don't know what...
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Declared by Alex H. on Sunday, September 30, 2007
You're SD #2
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
These guys put me into a mortgage where my payment has more than doubled in less than three years. Now, I'm facing foreclosure and going to move into a @#%$#@$ apartment - thanks again and a Jihad On You!!!!!!
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Declared by Marko on Monday, October 8, 2007
Until Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
Why do I have to love my husband so much?! I cannot stop thinking about him - I adore him - I love him - I miss him all the time. He's the best thing in my life :P
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 20, 2007
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
Why can't it just work correctly?!?!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I tried to trust an attorney again and this woman promised me that she could win my back injury case and then she missed the hearing. And my ex-wife saw her at the bar making out with 3 guys. :( What a loser thanks Kelly J. Hilmes, Esquire
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Declared by Scott Petersen on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
God damn you, Katie. This sin't the kind of fucking friendship I ever wanted. I want to just block you and nver fucking speak to you again but at the same time here I am planning out a cool birthday surprise for you. We're so similar in everything BUT personality and it's so god damned frustrating! Why are...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 10, 2013
SO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014