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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
Dude, My friend just showed up to hang out, when you dropped by to show off your new car. "Oh, hey come grab some food with me in my new car!" you said. I declined, because I'd just eaten. Our mutual friend did not. "We'll be right back." does not mean 2 hours later.
Of all the things I could have done, I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 19, 2009
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER TOO.
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Declared by K.S on Thursday, October 14, 2010
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
Yeah especially when you tell someone something and they hop off the phone with you and hop right back on! Why so obsessed? I especially love when I come onto one of these sites and see subliminal messages after I've talked to a certain someone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14, 2011
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation....
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Declared by a fucking hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!
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Declared by ShutUp on Friday, June 12, 2009
Really? I know why you want to be my "friend" and its just all for your convenience. The reason I'm so blunt with you isn't because I like you or am comfortable with you. It's because you're faker than Heidi Montag's tits and you're a bitch. to boot. Don't talk about me to my friends. Don't try to come to me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2011
Fuck you for making me spend an hour trying to resize my profile picture only to get a notification that you are conveniently unable to take uploads from 1-4 pm today. Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007