Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoVISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Jihad on the cheapest bastard in Sunnyvale, Erik Taylor. He's a LIAR who doesn't pay his debts.
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Declared by Erik owes me money on Monday, September 21, 2009
Dearest mummy,
I'm sick and fuging tried of your bullcrap obbsession with searching for the slut my father is cheating on you with on myspace and making me search for her and spy on her as well....wasn't it you who said you wwouldn't give a damn if he did? SHUT UP AND MOVE ON ALREADY DAMMIT!!!...
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Declared by Dearest daughter on Sunday, November 22, 2009
jihad on you! my boss is a bitch and sucks at thinking. I could do his job 100x better. FUCK you! you over paid under worked son of a bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Fuck you and your tendency to think we introverts are freaks.
Watch out or we'll start labeling you vapid idiots who don't think before they speak.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 1, 2011
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
FUCK YOU! Stay on your own servers you dirty homosexual eating scum! You have been called out! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERVERS FOR A REASON! You are worse that the pubby grime. You are the cud on the bottom of my Phase Boots.
~All of the "EU West" servers for DOTA 2
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
If it were true, don't you think you'd all agree?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bloody english team
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
It's the people on Facebook.
I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
Let me tell you a little story.
In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Oh and between me and you. I dont like J.T that way. Just a massive rumour. It probably doesnt help that im still on that forum. Kind of bored these days and im still convinced that other people on that forum know me. But yeah, l dont like that person in a male-female way. LOL!
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Declared by ertset on Friday, July 15, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012