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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI know there is a big group of you out there who only go to Mc Donalds as most of the time it is the only place thats available to us on that long journey somewhere.
Then after we start driving we open up the bag, hold the bun, notice it's not warm enough, hope that when we take a bite it's much...
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Declared by Donald on Monday, October 8, 2007
stop trying to get with my fucking fiance you ugly ass bitch. it fucking annoys that act all fucking slaggy around him. If I could I would beat your fat ass till an inch of your life. you should have been aborted
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
She is promisicuos and sleeps with multiple men in the fire stairs behind my back!!!!!JIHAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by #1 Jihad on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER TOO.
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Declared by K.S on Thursday, October 14, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
Sorry mate. Im not going on that site again. If you need to talk, write it here or give me a link at where i can find you. But I dont think im going on that again.
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Declared by anon on Monday, July 18, 2011
It is a centuries-old Islamic tradition to engage in debate, tolerate criticism and hear the critiques of others. But insults against Islam, such as those in the recent film and cartoons, are unacceptable prov
ocations that cross a red line that no Muslim or decent human being would ever accept. As such we...
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Declared by Muslim on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
God damn you, Katie. This sin't the kind of fucking friendship I ever wanted. I want to just block you and nver fucking speak to you again but at the same time here I am planning out a cool birthday surprise for you. We're so similar in everything BUT personality and it's so god damned frustrating! Why are...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 10, 2013
You are one insensitive mofo. God forgive me for my words but I am just SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW. DO YOU ENJOY GETTING MY HOPES HIGH? Well, enjoy it while you still can, when I earn money, I'll buy whatever I want!
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Declared by M. Parker on Sunday, April 22, 2012
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
This war is against corporations like BP & Walmart that have policies that make great PR, but not give their employees a liveable wage or take into a family's needs.
The use of corporate welefare in paying employees must be great.
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Declared by BPAWS on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011