Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Don't steal my hard earned suit, find the nerve to were it in front of me, and fuck lie and say u bought tht shit! Broke Muhfuka!
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Declared by Some black guy on Thursday, September 26, 2013
Don't come 'round here no more.
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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
These guys put me into a mortgage where my payment has more than doubled in less than three years. Now, I'm facing foreclosure and going to move into a @#%$#@$ apartment - thanks again and a Jihad On You!!!!!!
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Declared by Marko on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate myself!
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Declared by Mark Barrett on Monday, October 8, 2007
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Apple Computers
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007