Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by geztron on Monday, October 8, 2007
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For booking meetings at 16:00 on a Tuesday.
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Declared by Evert on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
jihad on you, all you do is fuck us girls over. we like you then you either use us for sex or 'don't want a relationship'. well go fucking die cause im turning lesbian.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
What was a supposed to do? He was so upset he no longer wanted to live ("I want to stay awake until I die.") Plus, you know, your argument was hella stupid. Okay? Sometimes you need to tell someone who's only friends with YOU. Talking to someone stuck in the middle is grounds for disaster, especially when...
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Declared by That bad motherfucker who you can't trust. on Monday, June 18, 2012
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Your little schemes don't fool me! Give a hundred here, give a hundred there, always asking for money...speaking of stories that no one saw so no one can prove! TV evangelists who perform "miracles" on the air...yeah right! If you want to scam, start a pyramid scheme you evil idiots.
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Declared by Simbad on Monday, September 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I know there is a big group of you out there who only go to Mc Donalds as most of the time it is the only place thats available to us on that long journey somewhere.
Then after we start driving we open up the bag, hold the bun, notice it's not warm enough, hope that when we take a bite it's much...
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Declared by Donald on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
This website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
We need to eradicate them NOW!
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Declared by sex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009