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Find out more | Contact infoI'm declaring Jihad on jihadonyou.com for letting morons declare jihad on jihadonyou.com.
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Declared by Mullah Mohammed Michael Arrington on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate fucking dead beat loser dads....all you mother fucker should carry a sign saying you are worthless dad, so all the good women in the world will know to stay the fuck away from you. Some boys need to grow up and be a man......saying you are a man doesn't make you so.....middle finger in the air for all...
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Declared by a venting single mother on Monday, October 8, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
I declare jihad on you you monkey piece of shit.This is for saying you don't care about what the state legislature says and your going to do whatever you want.Fuck you bitch for saying your going to fuck with the constitution fuck you shit stain.I hope the NRA fucks your day up you jackoff fuck go suck balls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 19, 2008
For not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
When I write 'Je ne parle pas francaise' on my paper, it means just that. Now stop telling me to try harder, because if I try any harder than I already am I'm going to fall apart faster than a leper on a bicycle with square wheels.
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Declared by The suicidal leper on Monday, March 10, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
FUCK YOU CUNT
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Declared by Gage on Monday, January 11, 2010
jihad on you , for being such a prick you think you so great meen while if it was not for your Dad you would have nothing ,I think the way your treat your son is shit and abusive. got news for you u are a sick sick dick head that needs the shit kicked out of him. stop watching sick porn you prick .
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 9, 2010
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
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Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011
You are one insensitive mofo. God forgive me for my words but I am just SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW. DO YOU ENJOY GETTING MY HOPES HIGH? Well, enjoy it while you still can, when I earn money, I'll buy whatever I want!
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Declared by M. Parker on Sunday, April 22, 2012
I declare a fo'muckin' Jihad on mankind and society!! A nigga' can't get no job or shit, know what I'm sayin' nigga'!?
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Declared by OnePissedOffWhiteBoy. on Sunday, January 13, 2013
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
Why is she here? Doesn't she have the common sense not to be inconsiderate? She is really a devil!!! I have no power to deal with a devil...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 30, 2015