Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infojihad on you who insult Pinoys. Teri Hatcher's Comment Against Philippine Med School RACIST! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LMA25i1jFs
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Declared by gago on Monday, October 8, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Shan,
How could you do it. I mean honestly. Did you think our friendship could survive you dating my exboyfriend. The guy I went out of my way to explain what he looked like, exactly where he lived, and his full legal name. I think you thought I was just stupid that I wouldn't see you both around our tiny...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
for laughing at me when I hurt my foot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
BYE! I really have to get my act together. Im going to block all these sites from my computer. I have things to do and things to achieve. Anyways, thanks for making it an eventful six months! :-)
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Declared by bye on Monday, July 18, 2011
I wish I could meet you in person and beat the shit out of you for saying the horribly things you say to and about my girlfriend on Facebook. Unfortunately, all I could do was report you for harassment and block you. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 20, 2011
Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
You are crazy bitch!!!!
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Declared by The truth on Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Mother fuckers. I'm glad to hear about each one of you who dies. I hate looking for things I want to use and see that they are gone because some pig has stolen it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 5, 2013
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Ganyan ka pala sa pulitika.
Makapangyarihan ka na. Tapakan lang ang tao sa tingin mo ay langgam, sa maikling komento lamang.
Bato bato sa langit lang pre.
Idadamay mo ba ang lahat kapag napikon ka?
Seriously?
Pag napikon ka, baka totoo.
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Declared by Iskool Vukul on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am Declaring a Jihad against you..suka
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Declared by Usama Bin laltain on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009