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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPlease stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
These Muslim extremists need to be dealt with. I feel bad for the innocent but unfortunately they are to weak to stand up for their own rights and to scared to make decisions for themselves. God bless the U.S., our troops, and The Commander and Chief for knocking some heads.
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Are we all so untrustworthy that we cannot be expected to take the simple action of pressing on a little lever? And they invariably go off when it is not necessary, often moistening my clothing and wasting water.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
They are WAY to flipping young and immature to be getting married!! He's in debt and cheats on people, she's pompous and stuck-up thinking that HER wedding is the best ever.... WHAT-THE HELL-EVER!!!!
I'm glad we aren't together anymore.... he's an asshole who cheated on me, and she's a bitch who thinks...
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Declared by Single and loving it on Friday, July 4, 2008
I was going out with this girl for about 9 or 10 months.
We go to this day club every friday for a dance.
Most of the people there happen to be druggos.
One of them is my good mate even though he smokes ice.
I went for a drive with him while he had a smoke and he offered me some but I refuse (as always)...
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Declared by Not telling on Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Every year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I hate Hollywood. It is full of sexist men and dumb women who can't write/play descent rolls for women. What is wrong with you people. MEN - you afraid of conservative, strong confident women who don't take their clothes will shrink your penis? Too late, your penis is already small. WOMEN - why you so stupid...
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Declared by ConservativeGoodLookingAndMoral on Friday, August 21, 2009
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Her maths is fucking shit !!!
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Declared by AAA on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
I declare a fo'muckin' Jihad on mankind and society!! A nigga' can't get no job or shit, know what I'm sayin' nigga'!?
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Declared by OnePissedOffWhiteBoy. on Sunday, January 13, 2013
YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! You have been getting your own way since the day you were born so I think it's about time you ditch your fake assed halo off, along with the mask, so the world can see you for exactly what you are. A DISGUSTING, HYPOCRITICAL, BACKSTABBING HAG WHO FUCKING CONDONED HER PSYCHO BITCH...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
Jihad on you! Thanks for being really caring and listening on "RUOK Day". I love the way you don't seem to care about what anyone says by staring in the opposite direction. FUCK YOU, because I'm sick of your overly right-wing nationalistic views on ""x" country being the best in the world and if you don't...
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Declared by A very angry anonymous. on Thursday, September 11, 2014
You fucking idiots . WHY IN THE HOLIEST SHIT SHOULD SCHOOL TEACH US DECIMAL NUMBERS WHEN THERE ARE MORE USEFUL THINGS . WHO IS THE BRAINLESS GOAT WHO DECIDES THIS
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Declared by Angryitalianstudent22 on Saturday, February 10, 2018
You fecking shit! I can't live without you and I can't live with you. This headache you are causing me when I am out of you, is bloody insane. Damn you!
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Declared by Jeppe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
YOU DO NOT LOVE CORGI'S I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
n00b
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You psycho ass motherfucker! You are going to run this company into the ground! You couldn't manage to get yourself out of a wet paper sack, how and the hell do you expect to manage your employees? You act like we are friends to our faces, but yet you talk about everyone of us behind our backs. That is why I...
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Declared by Indecon Employees on Monday, October 8, 2007