Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou fucking stupid ass fuckers who say you're going to do something, get someone's hopes up and then don't follow through, leaving said someone feeling hopeless, isolated, stigmatized, and depressed. Yeah thats right you, caitlain, claudia, and marley. You fucking morons who have the audacity to dump me from...
Continue reading»
Declared by Me on Saturday, April 30, 2011
You were an asshole to me for months, and I put up with it because of our past friendship. Even though you KNEW all the shit I was going through with my family at the time. I let you belittle and gossip and accuse me of things because I didn't want to fight with you. I tried my damn best to be nice to you...
Continue reading»
Declared by Taylor, AKA the girl much better off without you :) Fuck youuu, bitch on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
Continue reading»
Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
Continue reading»
Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
I declare a fo'muckin' Jihad on mankind and society!! A nigga' can't get no job or shit, know what I'm sayin' nigga'!?
Continue reading»
Declared by OnePissedOffWhiteBoy. on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Sort my life out! Live for today and stop fucking worrying! A man who never never mistakes makes nothing.
Continue reading»
Declared by That James person on Friday, March 1, 2013
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Irritating Tan Li Ching
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 8, 2015
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
Continue reading»
Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Lack of sex.
Continue reading»
Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
Don't come 'round here no more.
Continue reading»
Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
It has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
Continue reading»
Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by ShutUp on Friday, June 12, 2009
May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU..
Continue reading»
Declared by UNKNOWN on Sunday, January 17, 2010
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
For not minding his own business.
Continue reading»
Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I hope you both get raped by Man-Fae at Anime Expo! I only wish you'd got me the tickets like you promises so I can watch and LAUGH!!!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Cavy on Thursday, July 1, 2010