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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOr rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
FUCK YOU! Stay on your own servers you dirty homosexual eating scum! You have been called out! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERVERS FOR A REASON! You are worse that the pubby grime. You are the cud on the bottom of my Phase Boots.
~All of the "EU West" servers for DOTA 2
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007
All I wanted was to get a pretty goldfish for the bowl I bought a few days ago. Never in my life did I imagine that I would be told by a pubescent dip-wit like you that I wouldn't be allowed to do so because there is a possibility I won't provide the animal with a healthy environment and it would be "wrong"...
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Declared by Kevin on Thursday, September 27, 2007
Chuggers (short for charity muggers) really annoy me. Every time I go to work, go out for lunch, or go home, someone tries to stop me in the street and get me to sign a direct debit to whatever charity they represent. No, I don't mind supporting charity, and I'll quite happily donate my spare change - but I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate fucking dead beat loser dads....all you mother fucker should carry a sign saying you are worthless dad, so all the good women in the world will know to stay the fuck away from you. Some boys need to grow up and be a man......saying you are a man doesn't make you so.....middle finger in the air for all...
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Declared by a venting single mother on Monday, October 8, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head.
And it shall be declared as a parable saying:
Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me....
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Declared by The Nathan on Saturday, November 24, 2007
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
god dammit kyle. i put a jihad on you.
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
You were an asshole to me for months, and I put up with it because of our past friendship. Even though you KNEW all the shit I was going through with my family at the time. I let you belittle and gossip and accuse me of things because I didn't want to fight with you. I tried my damn best to be nice to you...
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Declared by Taylor, AKA the girl much better off without you :) Fuck youuu, bitch on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
May your name be forever obliterated from the work week and find its way into the weekend's anus.
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007