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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.
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Declared by ram a cock up craigslist's small ass on Monday, July 13, 2009
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma...
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Declared by Dead Frontier Player on Monday, June 14, 2010
Fake bitch! You aint ME so stop pretending. You are the stupidest ass person I swear now Im laughing at your thirsty ass. Go suck a dick bitch! I don't talk like that. Haha you could never get me correctly biotch! I was fishing and I caught a dummy. Thirsty hoes funny. You showed yourself for what you are....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
Psalm 4:2
How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods ?
Psalm 10:3
He boasts about the cravings of his heart; he blesses the greedy and reviles the LORD.
CHARACTER » OF THE WICKED Boastful (Psalms 10:3;49:6)
Deuteronomy 8:2
Remember...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 23, 2011
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
How can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
Being the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
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Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Tu ne m'as pas répondu si les rafraîchissements offerts pendant la course incluaient de quoi manger/
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Declared by René on Monday, October 8, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
IDIOTS...EASIER TO GET ON THE SUBWAY WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE OFF. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOORS THEREBY BLOCKING ALL FLOW OF TRAFFIC ON AND OFF THE CAR, DON'T TRY TO SHOVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THRONGS OF DISEMBARKING PASSENGERS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY MOUTH BREATHING , FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED...
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Declared by I SEE STUPID PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007