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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 16, 2013
for being a lazy ass through this fasting month!!!
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Declared by Princr Seeva on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
FU for putting me in a middle seat in the last row in a seat that doesn't recline on a cross country flight. Add that to freaking canceled flights, long delays, lost luggage and that farce they call security. I hate flying, the TSA and this whole industry. Bring on high speed train and teleportation!
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Declared by Xtian666 on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
You're genetically altering the food of the entire world. You're responsible for the suicides of farmers in India who can't afford your seeds and pesticides after the previous year of your crops failed. You have the US Government by the balls. You lost a lawsuit to an American farmer and appealed it all the...
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Declared by Jennifer on Monday, April 1, 2013
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
You mofos took all this TARP money and spent it on your own bonuses and lavish offices. Where is the liquidity in the market? The US government should go after you crooks and seize all your assets. And if you don't like it, flee the country and don't ever come back.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
Messin with my paper!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 24, 2007
I fucking hate Monday!
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Declared by Rebecca Black on Friday, April 15, 2011
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
May you trip down a flight of stairs, a VERY long flight of stairs, into a tub of glass shards (face first) and you bleed out until you're dead Dead DEAD!
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Declared by You know Who I am on Monday, June 16, 2008