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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBy the will of allah, may the goats of the feild devour your nuts that you may bare no more children
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Declared by nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Another month goes by and I can't make my mortgage payment. How pathetic is it that I'm sitting here reading up on defaulting and voluntary foreclosure?
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Declared by Broke-ass on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
Your little schemes don't fool me! Give a hundred here, give a hundred there, always asking for money...speaking of stories that no one saw so no one can prove! TV evangelists who perform "miracles" on the air...yeah right! If you want to scam, start a pyramid scheme you evil idiots.
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Declared by Simbad on Monday, September 10, 2007
Destroy SmartDataHQ
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
Mobile service provider Pelephone have failed to provide me with anything other than frustration, technological obstacles and faulty Samsung models. Oh yeah - and the icing on the cake? They just keep insisting I pay more and more.
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Declared by Ealz on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
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Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
FOR NOT GIVING ME GUM!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 6, 2011
For booking meetings at 16:00 on a Tuesday.
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Declared by Evert on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I know there is a big group of you out there who only go to Mc Donalds as most of the time it is the only place thats available to us on that long journey somewhere.
Then after we start driving we open up the bag, hold the bun, notice it's not warm enough, hope that when we take a bite it's much...
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Declared by Donald on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is for making and my wife of five hours sit outside the terminal and watch our ship set sail us on board...all because YOU screwed up, lost our reservations and sold our suite to someone else. Because of your incompetent asses, we spent our honeymoon in a seedy hotel in South Beach trying to learn...
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Declared by Alan Sedgewick on Monday, March 10, 2008
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For knowingly and wantingly dealing in business with the infidel and for impersonating the prophet
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Declared by Jon Withaar on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
I wanna Fucking harder with God of ALA Ala hu Akbar Suck his Cock
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Declared by Kamohad on Tuesday, March 4, 2014