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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoG.K. Chesterton is a tool! Woody Allen quotes are where it's at!
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Declared by Jonny on Monday, October 8, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
you may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
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Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
ای پرشین بلاگ، به علت امکانات بسیار کم و ناچیز نسبت به دیگر سرویسهای وبلاگ نویسی فارسی زبان و همچنین عملی نشدن وعده به روز رسانی نسخه جدید (نزدیک به یک سال) و دق مرگ کردن من...
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Declared by ستوده on Friday, October 26, 2007
A Jihad on you for crumby arabic television and providing it to the goyim
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Declared by Abu Nassar on Thursday, June 20, 2013
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
I declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
bensiz eskisehire gidip ustune bi de nisbet mesaji cekenlere cihad ilan ediorum :P
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Declared by hadji on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
For the rape and pillage of monther earth and all her natural resources. You do the devil's work my son and some day the devil will come calling. Brace yourself!
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Declared by Mother Earth on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007