Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're genetically altering the food of the entire world. You're responsible for the suicides of farmers in India who can't afford your seeds and pesticides after the previous year of your crops failed. You have the US Government by the balls. You lost a lawsuit to an American farmer and appealed it all the...
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Declared by Jennifer on Monday, April 1, 2013
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
FU for putting me in a middle seat in the last row in a seat that doesn't recline on a cross country flight. Add that to freaking canceled flights, long delays, lost luggage and that farce they call security. I hate flying, the TSA and this whole industry. Bring on high speed train and teleportation!
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Declared by Xtian666 on Thursday, October 11, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Your food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
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Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
For having the most inconveniently designed bus timetable I have ever encountered, and for axing certain routes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Phagot
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 16, 2013
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Really? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars moreā¦
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013