Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoReally? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007
FUCK YOU MARK HURD!
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Declared by FUMH on Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Until Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
Need I say more?
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
You're genetically altering the food of the entire world. You're responsible for the suicides of farmers in India who can't afford your seeds and pesticides after the previous year of your crops failed. You have the US Government by the balls. You lost a lawsuit to an American farmer and appealed it all the...
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Declared by Jennifer on Monday, April 1, 2013
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
Phagot
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 16, 2013
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
FU for putting me in a middle seat in the last row in a seat that doesn't recline on a cross country flight. Add that to freaking canceled flights, long delays, lost luggage and that farce they call security. I hate flying, the TSA and this whole industry. Bring on high speed train and teleportation!
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Declared by Xtian666 on Thursday, October 11, 2007
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars moreā¦
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010