Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down with marketing!
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Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
Your stupid policies on authorising FAMILY MEMBERS to collect postal articles should earn you a real JIHAD. Death to all old-fashioned policy-makers!!
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Declared by Your once faithful customer on Monday, July 20, 2009
For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
A lie by omission is still a lie. cmon pimping stop the bullshit forreal forreal!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 23, 2011
STOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2009
Really-really bad service
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Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bloody shitty place to work. At the till, I have to ask if someone wants a cake with their coffee. They've just walked past the cakes and pastries (or stood next to them while waiting in a never-ending queue). If the customer wanted a cake they would ASK for it!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Hurry up and fix ma phone ya bawsack!!!!
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Declared by big mohamed ya bass on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
U Suck
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Declared by Flo on Friday, April 10, 2009
Your food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
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Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013
To the RIAA, CRIA, Sony BMG, Warner, the lot of you.....
Burn in hell.
We are gonna get you - we won't tolerate your oppression and ownership of governments forever, the revolution has begun and it WILL be televised.
You have NO business knowing what we download and you never will. And as the...
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Declared by XJ on Monday, October 8, 2007
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
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Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011