Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay all the camels in the world shit on your business causing bankruptcy so you're family knows what it's like to have to kiss ass for a job
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Declared by Susan on Thursday, December 9, 2010
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
I WILL SLAY YOUR GOATS
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
They are killing the gameplay of the game to make money! They are abandoning it's founding players for cash!
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Declared by Vile Knight on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
PANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
can you sort out your stuff?!!!!
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Declared by dave on Monday, October 8, 2007
Rörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hell on earth. Creaking, understaffed, tatty, dirty, smelly, a service culture that makes a mockery of the word, and a black hole for your bags.
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Declared by Exasperated on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad to Scott Countryman of mobius.ph for being racist! "We are not white enough!" so no promotions for you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on Jihad! Why do I have to deal with all these Jiahdists. I'm so tired of hearing about them. If only they strapped themselves with popcorn instead of bombs and walked up and down the stairs in stadiums all over the country. My how nice that would be.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007
Don't sue me for your failed business model.
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Declared by benoire on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Useless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007