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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoTo all the human resource people in Genpact that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet / irritating vendors that they have that oh-so-very urgent requirement.
For god sake at least set up an auto response. Nobody would want to work for your crappy...
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Declared by Like I'd let you smug cunts know! on Monday, July 7, 2008
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
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Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007
Useless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
I was supposted to get two games today, but I didn't because FedEx FUCKED UP. To make it worse, It says ON THE WEBSITE that my games are in a local FedEx place, when they're NOT. I checked.
So now I have to wait until FUCKING MONDAY. No. This is bullshit. AGH.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 23, 2012
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
I know there is a big group of you out there who only go to Mc Donalds as most of the time it is the only place thats available to us on that long journey somewhere.
Then after we start driving we open up the bag, hold the bun, notice it's not warm enough, hope that when we take a bite it's much...
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Declared by Donald on Monday, October 8, 2007
VISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
Your little schemes don't fool me! Give a hundred here, give a hundred there, always asking for money...speaking of stories that no one saw so no one can prove! TV evangelists who perform "miracles" on the air...yeah right! If you want to scam, start a pyramid scheme you evil idiots.
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Declared by Simbad on Monday, September 10, 2007
Don't sue me for your failed business model.
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Declared by benoire on Thursday, October 11, 2007
U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
you fucked up my car business in the ukraine, i'm gonna mess up your shit so bad you won't know its your shit.
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Declared by muhammed abdel pre-sidente on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am Declaring a Jihad against you..suka
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Declared by Usama Bin laltain on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
These guys put me into a mortgage where my payment has more than doubled in less than three years. Now, I'm facing foreclosure and going to move into a @#%$#@$ apartment - thanks again and a Jihad On You!!!!!!
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Declared by Marko on Monday, October 8, 2007
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
FOR NOT GIVING ME GUM!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 6, 2011
Until Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
For booking meetings at 16:00 on a Tuesday.
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Declared by Evert on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
This is for making and my wife of five hours sit outside the terminal and watch our ship set sail us on board...all because YOU screwed up, lost our reservations and sold our suite to someone else. Because of your incompetent asses, we spent our honeymoon in a seedy hotel in South Beach trying to learn...
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Declared by Alan Sedgewick on Monday, March 10, 2008