Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
I was supposted to get two games today, but I didn't because FedEx FUCKED UP. To make it worse, It says ON THE WEBSITE that my games are in a local FedEx place, when they're NOT. I checked.
So now I have to wait until FUCKING MONDAY. No. This is bullshit. AGH.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 23, 2012
FOR NOT GIVING ME GUM!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 6, 2011
For knowingly and wantingly dealing in business with the infidel and for impersonating the prophet
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Declared by Jon Withaar on Sunday, October 14, 2007
You dress like a Jew, ohh yes you do!
Don't lie, my boy, I know you do!
So are...you a Jew?
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Declared by SpongeBob on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
My life is a big fucking business assholes and i can't manage it so i am jihading on it.....
Let me fuck all.....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
All I wanted was to get a pretty goldfish for the bowl I bought a few days ago. Never in my life did I imagine that I would be told by a pubescent dip-wit like you that I wouldn't be allowed to do so because there is a possibility I won't provide the animal with a healthy environment and it would be "wrong"...
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Declared by Kevin on Thursday, September 27, 2007
you fucked up my car business in the ukraine, i'm gonna mess up your shit so bad you won't know its your shit.
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Declared by muhammed abdel pre-sidente on Monday, October 8, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!
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Declared by Richy Dong on Saturday, March 29, 2008
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
For booking meetings at 16:00 on a Tuesday.
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Declared by Evert on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I wanna Fucking harder with God of ALA Ala hu Akbar Suck his Cock
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Declared by Kamohad on Tuesday, March 4, 2014