Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBloody shitty place to work. At the till, I have to ask if someone wants a cake with their coffee. They've just walked past the cakes and pastries (or stood next to them while waiting in a never-ending queue). If the customer wanted a cake they would ASK for it!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
My life is a big fucking business assholes and i can't manage it so i am jihading on it.....
Let me fuck all.....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
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Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
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Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011
Really-really bad service
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Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
A Jihad on you for crumby arabic television and providing it to the goyim
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Declared by Abu Nassar on Thursday, June 20, 2013
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
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Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
For booking meetings at 16:00 on a Tuesday.
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Declared by Evert on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
I love the 'Office', i'm a fanatic..i was so anxious for this new season..the fact that it was going to be 1 hour?! Amen for that, even better..but then it happened..i watched the first episode..it started with omg lots of lol moment then it went to lilttle chuckles here and there to then he he ha...the...
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Declared by Tasha on Friday, October 12, 2007
STOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2009
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!
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Declared by john jacob jingleheimerschimdt on Monday, June 8, 2009