Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
To the RIAA, CRIA, Sony BMG, Warner, the lot of you.....
Burn in hell.
We are gonna get you - we won't tolerate your oppression and ownership of governments forever, the revolution has begun and it WILL be televised.
You have NO business knowing what we download and you never will. And as the...
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Declared by XJ on Monday, October 8, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I wanna Fucking harder with God of ALA Ala hu Akbar Suck his Cock
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Declared by Kamohad on Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Down with marketing!
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Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Comcast Community MODS are biased assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 14, 2008
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
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Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Bomb the shit out of israel,they are the children of Satan
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 4, 2011
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009