Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBloody shitty place to work. At the till, I have to ask if someone wants a cake with their coffee. They've just walked past the cakes and pastries (or stood next to them while waiting in a never-ending queue). If the customer wanted a cake they would ASK for it!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey John D. Well I know what the "d" stands for. Don't you? All I can say is, before you turn the key on your ignition, ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" " is my engine going to start, or am I sitting on top of a gigantic I.E.D." Well, do ya punk????
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 27, 2012
Really-really bad service
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Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
G.K. Chesterton is a tool! Woody Allen quotes are where it's at!
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Declared by Jonny on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
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Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Need I say more?
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
You suck, your support sucks. You have become a big bureacratic, fucked up money making machine
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Declared by Google Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
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Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
ای پرشین بلاگ، به علت امکانات بسیار کم و ناچیز نسبت به دیگر سرویسهای وبلاگ نویسی فارسی زبان و همچنین عملی نشدن وعده به روز رسانی نسخه جدید (نزدیک به یک سال) و دق مرگ کردن من...
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Declared by ستوده on Friday, October 26, 2007
I love the 'Office', i'm a fanatic..i was so anxious for this new season..the fact that it was going to be 1 hour?! Amen for that, even better..but then it happened..i watched the first episode..it started with omg lots of lol moment then it went to lilttle chuckles here and there to then he he ha...the...
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Declared by Tasha on Friday, October 12, 2007
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007