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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFUCK YOU MARK HURD!
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Declared by FUMH on Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
I welcome the work, but it would really be nice to be paid for previous work before you slap all these ridic demands on new work. Yes, you always paid in the past, but if you want quality and in a rush and you know I am pulling all nighters to do your shit, pay me!!!
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Declared by Angry web developer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You have no idea what it means to fuck up ur car business!....next time i`ll make ur car into a suecide car bomb, you anti iraqi capitalist bastard!
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Declared by Muhamad Goldstock El-Sharif on Monday, October 8, 2007
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Hey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007