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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDid I or did I not tell you that alot of people have followed me onto that website! LOL!
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Declared by werwer on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Trying to force me to love you after you turned my life into a living hell isn't going to work. Neither is telling me that I'm not really angry at you and that you know how I feel more than I do. Also, lying to me the first time you see me in months after I've told you you need to work if you want me to...
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Declared by Oh sorry I forgot I'm just a dumb bitch on Sunday, July 29, 2012
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
Asshole. You ate the whole damn dark chocolate easter bunny that was given to me as a gift by my mom. If you had asked for some, I would have gladly shared, buy you had to eat the whole damn thing before I got to even TRY it. You are a twat of epic proportions...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 1, 2011
I. HATE. YOU. When I married you, you were what I thought I deserved at the time. You are a rude, selfish, control freak and you hate EVERYONE. Only artists can get away with such behavior. You, my cellmate, are no such thing. I work, take care of our home, our child, and I take classes so I can get a better...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
your so fucking boring.... and dad get the fuck off your fat jewbag asshole you fucking nobcheese. and mum dont remind me of homework when im having a good time. im gonna fucking go and ruin my life just to make you dissapointed and you can shove your education and youre pocket money up youre ass coz i will...
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Declared by matt on Sunday, September 12, 2010
My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
Thanks, you big fat animal. Thanks for hunting and killing a rabbit. Thank you for proceeding to bring it up onto the deck, later to destroy, and spread the joy around for Derek and I to pick it up.
I hate you, my dog.
I now have a homemade rabbit foot.
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Declared by Kristin on Sunday, September 16, 2007
We have one child already, yet she still wants more as if one can not make her happy! ICALL A JIHAD ON HER!!! AND HER HEADACHE INDUCING NONSENSE!!!
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Declared by Jed on Sunday, January 3, 2010
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Just stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
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Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Do you realise I don't like you?
Do you not realise I don't want to listen to your over-the-top loud voice?
Do you not understand that when I sit here, and pretend I'm listening to music soo loud that I can't hear you, it means "GO AWAY!".
The fact you want cheats, and you want cheats for a certain...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007