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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
I hate fucking dead beat loser dads....all you mother fucker should carry a sign saying you are worthless dad, so all the good women in the world will know to stay the fuck away from you. Some boys need to grow up and be a man......saying you are a man doesn't make you so.....middle finger in the air for all...
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Declared by a venting single mother on Monday, October 8, 2007
You filthy mutt, have you not yet learnt that people think you're a disgusting person? I mean, you turned your ex-boyfriend of women altogether, then again, I wouldn't call you a woman, I'd call you a child, you foul git.
LEAVE HOME, you are in your 20's and you're yet to move out, I mean seriously, piss...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 31, 2010
God damn you, Katie. This sin't the kind of fucking friendship I ever wanted. I want to just block you and nver fucking speak to you again but at the same time here I am planning out a cool birthday surprise for you. We're so similar in everything BUT personality and it's so god damned frustrating! Why are...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back.
A thousand curses upon you..
Your flight will leave on time,
May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams.
May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell.
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Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being an arrogant pain in the arse .
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Declared by Richard on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Ummm...now to boys. Dont really have a problem. When it comes to boys, I just cant make up my mind!!! If I am to settle down with someone, I think I can be loyal to them for the rest of my life. I think. Probably because I wont be bothered to find someone else. Im scared that Ill end up dating someone and...
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Declared by wrwer on Saturday, July 9, 2011
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
YOU KEEP POOPING IN THE BASEMENT
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 12, 2012
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS STOPPING ME ?!
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Declared by URGHHHHHH on Friday, August 20, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
how can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my...
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Declared by older and wiser on Friday, February 26, 2010
fuck you for being a total asshole and never listening to me and acting like a four year old you stupid fucktard
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 2, 2012
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU MOM CAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH THAT MAKES EVEN SUPER HAPPY PEOPLE FEEL SHITTY. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 27, 2011