Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am a wimp. My son's growing. He's 2.5 yrs now. I need to grow faster and become a manly man before he becomes 4 -5 yrs
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Declared by steve on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE KEYS AGAIN!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Of course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2008
i hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
I hate you!
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Declared by Thomas on Sunday, October 7, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Stop wallowing in self-pity induced self-righteous anger and hatred for one second and LOOK at what you are doing to your children! Your overwhelming need to have everyone on earth feel sorry for your struggles is screwing up those poor boys.
"Look at me! My children have ISSUES. Ok... granted, I CAUSED...
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Declared by Defender of your wonderful, fabulous boys on Friday, January 3, 2014
AARGH!!!!
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Declared by dfgd on Monday, October 8, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
Fuck you. You've been ruling my mother fucking life since day 1. Sexually harassing me every day, touching my butt saying "tight ass". Yelling at mom, my brother and me. All you fucking do is sit around watching TV, smoking and drinking. I hope you fucking die in hell bitch. Burn in hell and I hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 10, 2014
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
You take my mommy's attention away from me sometimes. Meow!!!
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Declared by Maki on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Why must you eat so loudly Dad ? ;( And you know i have an issue with it .....You do know that is not a good habit.... And yet you refuse to change......I am sorry Dad, i refuse to try to put up with something i loathe so deeply for someone who is unwilling to meet me half-way....
And dad....STOP EATING...
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Declared by Frustrated on Monday, April 30, 2012
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011
My older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
I am sick of hearing about how you hate your job! I cannot stand another one of your hissy fits directed at me and our son!I have hated my job for years and you told me that I would get used to it. It is your fault we live in this awful place. Either shut up or help me get the hell out of here. And be...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 28, 2011