Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
My husband keeps thinking about work and business and is always mad at me whenever I tried to open a conversation. I think he treats me more like horse shit than a proper wife!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2013
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
how can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my...
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Declared by older and wiser on Friday, February 26, 2010
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
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Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009
You are the grossest hillbilly bitch that I have ever had the displeasure of knowing in my entire life. You may have been someone decent before, but now you're just an obese, toothless, alcoholic who parades around and acts like something that came straight off of Jerry Springer. You can go fuck yourself and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 23, 2012
My older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
Of course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
For being an arrogant pain in the arse .
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Declared by Richard on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2008
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
Fuck you. You've been ruling my mother fucking life since day 1. Sexually harassing me every day, touching my butt saying "tight ass". Yelling at mom, my brother and me. All you fucking do is sit around watching TV, smoking and drinking. I hope you fucking die in hell bitch. Burn in hell and I hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 10, 2014