Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
FUCKING DAD
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Ur so stupid you don't even know child support has been waiting to go back years and years for you. They were waiting for cooperation wellll now they have it. Asshole! I asked for little and got even less! Now you will be getting what you deserve!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
Of course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
I hate you!
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Declared by Thomas on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.
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Declared by Deepak on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
You take my mommy's attention away from me sometimes. Meow!!!
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Declared by Maki on Sunday, September 9, 2007
My mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!
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Declared by Ibrahim abu Noa on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Some idiot on the forum im on is trying to make me look like something im not. He doesnt realise that alot of people that know me are on that forum, including my ex and his friends and his bestfriend's wife's friends. But that doesnt matter right? Just as long as you can cause as much trouble as you possibly...
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Declared by someone on Sunday, June 5, 2011
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
I had enough of your shit, my sister wears my shirt I paid for, and you say I never wore it when I wore it last night. Don't expect me to take you in tonight you're going to the retirement home!
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Declared by Mary on Sunday, December 19, 2010