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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoanswering back or we will blow up ur porn
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Declared by chris on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007
1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Because!
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Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For stealing my car to play wargames with another grown man instead of meeting me at the train station after a week away, and forcing me to take an hour and a half of bus journey instead of a 20 minute drive...
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Declared by Rae on Friday, February 15, 2013
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012