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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.
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Declared by Seab on Thursday, January 24, 2008
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Never in the history of skankdom has such a despicable whore rolled out of a puss-soaked bed as LRS. This trollop is a cock-sucking homewrecker. There is absolutely nothing she won't put in her mouth and blow on. She is a tease, a tramp, a delight to the ides (of March - she's best at stabbing in the back...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
1. If you are dumb - don't talk.
2. If you think you are smart you are more than likely 1.
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Declared by Sumdumguy on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being gay!
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Declared by David on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Get a life and some counseling !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
you call me you're bestfriend and at one point we were but then you dropped me. im done trying. for the past few days i've tried fixing things but clearly you don't want to. good to i'll end the year completely alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011