Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFlee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Erik Taylor, you are NOT a "nice guy" like you claim to be.
You are the opposite of a nice guy. You take advantage of others, you enjoy causing problems for others. You take out your anger on everyone. You're not nice, you're mean & cruel and you know it.
You are an violent, abusive asshole. You never...
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Declared by The Whore on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007