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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoyou call me you're bestfriend and at one point we were but then you dropped me. im done trying. for the past few days i've tried fixing things but clearly you don't want to. good to i'll end the year completely alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I want them all to burn in hell! If its not my family, its the leaches! Is it so wrong to want to be left alone for a moment!? The only place I get any privacy is my bathroom! I feel like Im suffacating! I can't do anything without their permision! I can't eat how I want, I...
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Declared by IvyGreen on Monday, August 9, 2010
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For working 247 in ibanking instead of startuping!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007