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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
Is that all you have. Pathetic. I am sitting back laughing so hard at you right now, trying to scramble around and find something to get on me. Pathetic.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 8, 2011
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
For stealing my car to play wargames with another grown man instead of meeting me at the train station after a week away, and forcing me to take an hour and a half of bus journey instead of a 20 minute drive...
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Declared by Rae on Friday, February 15, 2013
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007