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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
Why does every single friggen person have a need to gossip about me?
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Declared by people on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
For stealing my car to play wargames with another grown man instead of meeting me at the train station after a week away, and forcing me to take an hour and a half of bus journey instead of a 20 minute drive...
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Declared by Rae on Friday, February 15, 2013
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007