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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
I declare my Jihad on the creators of the Code of Conduct for Bloggers, and on BAM, "Bloggers against Music". I'll also leave my Jihad open to other initiatives I come across in the future.
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Declared by Dutchboy on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
fucker.
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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Holy War on Úriel for endlessly spamming me with Facebook App invites, endlessly taking pictures at parties to post on Facebook, and generally starting the Facebook spam regime! Die, infidel!
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Declared by Tonio on Monday, October 8, 2007
for being a big homo, who likes the brown and eats cheedar cheese on crumpits... you big fag!
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Declared by butters on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007
You're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??
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Declared by Cum Sponge Bob Square Asshole on Friday, February 1, 2008
I hearby put a jihad on the sea monkeys fantasy football team...the most overrated team in ffl history!!!
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Declared by You know who I am on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
why does it exist?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007