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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKA
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 28, 2008
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Allah commands me to declare jihad upon you, Mike Nichols! May the fatwa be issued asap by influential mullahs all over the world!!! Your insistance upon disappearing is frowned upon by everyone. May "Jimmy Blue Eyes" give you an acid bath if you are ever found!!!
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Declared by Dumb E. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Pete will know that when I say come to Gafield Place, he will do so. Now he must face my foot up his ass.
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Declared by DORA THA DESTROYA on Monday, October 29, 2007
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Why the hell are people so worried about this stupid thing? The seasonal flu kills hundreds every year, whereas this one has only killed a few! JIHAD ON YOU WORTHLESS SHIT-BAGS WHO SPEND MONEY ON CURES FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD OF SEASONAL FLU!
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Declared by I Hate Swine Flu on Monday, May 18, 2009