Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Go fuck yourself, you pile of lies, deception and failure. Jihad on you!! And you're so called "Friends" wich you machieviously fool till today.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 11, 2017
I AM SO MAD FOR NO REASON AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS. GAH.
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Declared by whiny white girl on Monday, December 31, 2012
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
You are an infidel and a Cristian you must be killed, i place an informal JIHAD on you!
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Declared by Tom on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Fuck you depression. Let me LIVE DAMMIT!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
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Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
Calling me a loser on facebook
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Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck You Detective Tony Pinnock of the Toronto Police. You THIEF, Wife Cheater and Dickhead!
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Declared by Someone on Friday, February 16, 2018
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
just a normal day - various individuals who i would personally slit their throats with no hesitation...... pull apart their bodies like dead animals..... then go get me something to eat... this thought cycle repeats every school week... This something that i want to release to see that face of fear before...
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Declared by an odd child on Sunday, March 17, 2013
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Fucking fuck you, you fucking moronic waist of time and pathetic fucking waste of energy I don't fucking need you or want you FUCK YOU.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2016
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE aaaargggghhhh i hate my life hate hate fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die die die die die die die die bith bitch i hate my life...
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
you bloody pathetic loser of a person.first you talk about commiting suicide if i dont give u a 2nd chance which you completely fucked up.i hope you have the most crappy,revolting,worthless,
lonely,disillusional life ever.you are such an actor.wow! i am seriously amazed.i have heard how it is so hard to...
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Declared by guess who? on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Dota 2 is best pony.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011